New Year’s Resolutions
1. Work out at least six days a week. Because putting my alarm on snooze and rolling over isn’t exactly “exercise.”
2. Eat semi-vegan. But I won’t refuse a medium-well filet mignon. Ever.
3. 4.0 GPA. Because I can.
4. Get a job I don’t currently have. That assistant’s desk will be mine for the taking.
5. Say yes more. Yes to medium-well filet mignons, most of all.